Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds, " I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force. John Green
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When people are nervous about asking someone to prom, they often come up with some crazy reason why they can’t go. This is similar to the reason that an American government official came up with in order to justify bombing Iran. The idea that getting someone a date to prom is so hard can be seen as absurd. If you are unable to ask someone to prom, it is because the task is too difficult for you.

Source: Paper Towns

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